We all know “the feeling.” You’re out having fun when nature calls
you on speed dial, but there’s no restroom in sight. Or the line’s so long you
risk missing the action, messing yourself or getting fined for urinating in
public. Let’s not forget about those nasty porta potties. What a buzz
kill!
More
recently, with the COVID-19 Public Health
Emergency, there is a real fear of using a public restroom
or portajohn. Why not consider using the personal and safe alternative?
The PortaPoncho is the safe, sanitary way to pee privately in
a public setting. Whether you’re tailgating at a game, golfing or boating, at
the beach or a park, at a concert, on a road trip or the side of the road,
PortaPoncho lets you “go” on-the-go so you can get back to your good time.
Whenever, wherever you get the urge, just slip on your
PortaPoncho, relieve yourself without anyone knowing, and throw away the
spill-proof waste bag in any garbage can. It’s trash-container safe and meets
State, Federal E.P.A. and Provincial disposal requirements.
Don’t worry about how much you drink. Don’t stink up or stain our environment. Don’t get caught with your pants down and get slapped with a fine. Whip out your PortaPoncho instead. Keep one in the trunk of your car or carry one in its handy cinch sack. With PortaPoncho, the world is your restroom!
DISCLAIMER: PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO BE USED IN VIOLATION OF FEDERAL, STATE, AND/OR LOCAL LAW. IT IS THE USER’S/PURCHASER’S RESPONSIBILITY TO DETERMINE WHETHER USING THIS PRODUCT IS IN VIOLATION OF FEDERAL, STATE, AND/OR LOCAL LAW. PORTAPONCHO, LLC, SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR USER’S/PURCHASER’S USE OF THIS PRODUCT IN VIOLATION OF FEDERAL, STATE, AND/OR LOCAL LAW.